a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*
"this is an OUTRAGE!”
Is this how the skeleton war began
what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you
Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.